Job Interview Tomorrow
wheeeeeeeeee finals week stress
Skype
Today I had my first ever skype interview with the [pro sports team]. Asked everyone I knew who has done this about what you’re supposed to wear and everyone responded suit top. So of course I put that on and the first question I get is “Why are you all dressed up? I hope it wasn’t for this interview!”
Welp.
How to Save All-Star Saturday
1. The team of the winning player in the dunk contest gains EITHER a $3 million to be used by Thursday’s trade deadline OR the first pick in the 2nd round of the draft.
2. Slam Drunk Contest. Dunks rated on a scale of 1-50, are multiplied by their BAC taken immediately after each dunk.
You’re welcome, America.
IMPORTANT PLEASE READ:
PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY RIGHT NOW:
”Sayreville New Jersey Animal Rescue Center is closing due to Sandy. They don’t know what to do with animals and are giving them away for free. Tell your friends, they are going to euthanize what they can’t save. The animals all have their shots, it’s free adoptions. they’re also neutered/spayed. time to surprise your parents for Christmas! ”
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ATTENTION EVERYONE
I am making a rap playlist for my dad again, this is #3 in an ongoing series. Please send along suggestions for songs that you think someone who is just learning about hip-hop should know. The first two are below. Yes this is as hilarious for me to put together as you can imagine.
First playlist:
Eric B and Rakim “Paid in Full”
Public Enemy “Fight the Power”
NWA “Straight Outta Compton”
Snoop Dogg “Gin and Juice”
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg “Deep Cover”
Nas “NY State of Mind”
Notorious BIG “Juicy”
Jay-Z “Dead Presidents II”
Outkast “Rosa Parks
Eminem “The Real Slim Shady”
Ghostface Killah “Daytona 500”
Wu-Tang Clan “C.R.E.A.M”
Notorious BIG “Big Poppa”
Kanye West “All Falls Down”
Jay-Z “99 Problems”
Nas “The World is Yours”
LL Cool J “Mama Said Knock You Out”
Tupac “Hit Em Up”
Second playlist:
Pharcyde “Passing Me By”
Tribe Called Quest “Left My Wallet in El Segundo”
Dr. Dre “Nuthin but a G Thang”
Dr. Dre “The Next Episode”
Nas “Nas is Like”
Warren G/Nate Dogg “Regulate”
Eminem “Lose Yourself”
Ice Cube “It was a Good Day”
Kanye West “Gold Digger”
Notorious BIG “Mo Money Mo Problems”
Outkast “Ms. Jackson”
Outkast “B.O.B”
Wu-Tang Clan “Triumph”
Tupac “Changes”
Tupac “Keep Ya Head Up”
50 Cent “In Da Club”
Jay-Z “Izzo (HOVA)”
ODB “Shimmy Shimmy Ya”
The Roots “The Seed 2.0”
Yankees win an incredible game
TIME TO WRITE 15908350983 ARTICLES SHITTIN ON A-ROD
This actually happened.
Thirty on my dick on that court like Spalding
Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling
Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling
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