wheeeeeeeeee finals week stress
Today I had my first ever skype interview with the [pro sports team]. Asked everyone I knew who has done this about what you’re supposed to wear and everyone responded suit top. So of course I put that on and the first question I get is “Why are you all dressed up? I hope it wasn’t for this interview!”
1. The team of the winning player in the dunk contest gains EITHER a $3 million to be used by Thursday’s trade deadline OR the first pick in the 2nd round of the draft.
2. Slam Drunk Contest. Dunks rated on a scale of 1-50, are multiplied by their BAC taken immediately after each dunk.
You’re welcome, America.
PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY RIGHT NOW:
”Sayreville New Jersey Animal Rescue Center is closing due to Sandy. They don’t know what to do with animals and are giving them away for free. Tell your friends, they are going to euthanize what they can’t save. The animals all have their shots, it’s free adoptions. they’re also neutered/spayed. time to surprise your parents for Christmas! ”
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I am making a rap playlist for my dad again, this is #3 in an ongoing series. Please send along suggestions for songs that you think someone who is just learning about hip-hop should know. The first two are below. Yes this is as hilarious for me to put together as you can imagine.
Yankees win an incredible game
TIME TO WRITE 15908350983 ARTICLES SHITTIN ON A-ROD
This actually happened.
Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling
|—||Lil B “Wonton Soup” (via worstlyricsever)|
Orlando Hernandez fields Rey Ordonez’s line drive, but decides to toss his glove to Tino Martinez when the ball gets stuck in it.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 13 YEARS OH MY GOD